5sos-chill:

• him passing out when you told him you were pregnant even though you’d been actively trying for a baby
  
• leaving him to wake up from the kitchen floor with the pregnancy test on his chest so he can figure out what happened
• tearing up with a huge calum smile on his face when he chokes out ‘we’re having a baby hood then?’
• blocking calum from all of his social media accounts for weeks because you know fine well that he will spill the beans too early
• sitting his and your parents down and making them watch the video of you both at the doctors that calum filmed on his phone
• ‘my baby’s having a baby’
• buying too many vitamins for just one pregnant woman so now he’s practically running a drug cartel
• the bump would finally be visible on your abdomen, first noticed when your husband would feel it under his hand one morning
• ‘babe you need to wake up, someone has decided to shoooow’
• putting up an instagram post with a picture of that stupid turtle babygrow he bought, with your due date and a love heart as the caption
• reaching a certain stage in your pregnancy where seeing him, especially topless and laying in bed looking up baby names, turned you on
• ‘cal, you know how you said you’d do anything for me and the baby?’
• him having no problem helping you out with your sexual needs
• ‘anything to keep my babies happy and healthy, right?’
• Calum crying at e v e r y hospital appointment
• keeping the gender a surprise, with him using that excuse to buy plenty custom made band onesies
• blowing raspberries on your swollen belly in the hope that the baby will kick
• ‘NOTHING GOES WITH HOOD, our child will be nameless’
• finding it oddly sexy that you can eat the same amount of food he usually does and more
• laying in bed talking about the future
• ‘I hope our lil bean knows we love ‘em, cause they’re the best thing that’s happened to us’
• him spending the afternoon in the nursery, sweating in the summer sun as he pieces together the complicated crib
• realising its all worth it when he sees you singing one of his songs to the baby as you flick through a magazine in the living room, making passing comments on how ‘your daddy wrote this song for me’ and, ‘i’m sure he’d write one for you too one day’
• the baby kicking ALL NIGHT against calum’s back because if you have to feel uncomfortable then dammit so should he
• ‘i hate your child, calum hood’
• ‘you’re welcome’
• calling the baby ‘lovebug’ or ‘bean’
• Thinking you’re a goddess with your new baby body
• Calum going to sleep every night with the view of you curled up next to him, bump protected by your hand which flashes your wedding ring
• ’I’m the luckiest man alive’
• Nobody being surprised when Hood junior arrives exactly 9 months after your husbands birthday