nevcrland:

• “Mrs. Clifford…I like it but it sounds like you’re my mum.”
• Constantly reminding himself he’s married because holy shit he’s married
• Losing his ring so often that he just gets one tattooed (srsly same though)
• Having a morning routine when he’s home
  
• Making breakfast together
• “WIFE!”
  
• Late night take out because can’t be bothered to cook
• “Michael Clifford please take out the trash.”
  
• a lot of kitchen sex
• lots of sex in general tbh
• Baby/Kids talk
• “You think we’ll make good parents?”
• Fighting about home decor in the new house
• Buying a kitten to “test out the waters” of caring for another life
• Him spending a lot more time with the cat than you
• Constant skype calls when he’s away
• The boys (jokingly) placing bets on how long you guys will last
  
• “I don’t care, our child is going to be fucking awesome at guitar and everything else.” 
  
• Telling everyone that you’re his wife and that he caught himself a ‘good one’
• You literally telling him to stop yelling in the house
• *At award shows* “And I would like to thank my beautiful wife who is over there. She’s amazing, I love you so much.”
  
• Forehead kisses in the middle of the night
• getting your wedding date tattooed on his finger and on your shoulder
• Hair dye getting all over the good pillow cases :(
• Him convincing you to dye your hair some crazy color
• “Colorful cliffords”
• Literally being married to Michael Clifford
•  “Wake up loser we have married things to do.”
• fans calling you mom 
  
• him writing songs about you because newlywed phase
• waking up next to that cherub face ughhh
  

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okay wow michael let’s get married. // tomorrow I’ll most a calum and so on and so forth. thank you columnthood for the idea c:

Calum / Ashton / Luke